The race is on, and here come the dumbasses.
I used to work in politics. Actually had the pleasure of doing so in a party War Room on 2004 and 2006 campaigns.
Twitter wasn’t around in 2004 and in 006 few knew what the hell it was. It’ll play a bigger role in this campaign.
Here are a few tweets you may see from the Commandante en Jefes of the Canadian Federal Parties before May 2:
Prime Minister Stephen ‘don’t call me Steve’ Harper – Conservative:
- When will Canadians see past my helmet hair and gv me that majority??
- Quebec…WTF IS WITH YOU??????????
- I really hope our Afghan detainees behave until May 2
- Is Layton named ‘Jack’ because he behaves like a ‘Jack in the box’ in front of any camera?
Michael Ignatieff – Liberal:
- It is late March and still f-ing freezing. I wanna go back to Harvard!
- If I am the smartest, why can I never win? Canadians are so dumb.
Jack Layton – NDP:
- Got a feelin the Proletarian Revolution I’ve been advocating is actually turning…against me!
- I am proposing spending like a drunken sailor. No idea why more peeps can’t get with that.
- Socialismo o muerto! Viva la revolucion!
Elizabeth May – Green Party:
- Gawd damn, for a 75 year old man that David Suzuki sure is hawt!!!!!!
- Yippeeee!!!! We got our first ever corporate donation this campaign. Oh wait, shit, the Sierra Club is a non-profit.
